Hurrah, it’s the end of term and I’ve given
up on the library and any form of productive work and wearing nice clothes and
buying healthy food and eating anything other than marks and spencer’s
chocolate biscuits. I know this is okay because it’s the time of year when
marks and spencer’s extremely chocolately biscuit selection is on offer. Here I have documented the current state of my life in meme form.
What my friends think I do:
Read all the books in the world
Make a list
Snack too much
Have fun
What my parents think I do:
Spend an unnecessary amount of money in
M&S
Spend an unnecessary amount of time making
lists
What society thinks I do:
Drink alcohol on a school night
Listen to drum and bass music
Fester in an unhealthy pit of dirt and
squalor
Drive dangerously
Cycle dangerously
Sleep
What my tutors think I do:
Not enough
What I think I do:
Too much
What I actually do:
Sit in the library doing nothing
Make a list
Watch Home and Away
Play on photobooth
Spend too much money in M&S
Observe my books
Download music illegally
Read all the books in the world
Remember to charge my phone
Forget what happens in all the books in the
world
Spend money
Never make decisions
Make a list
Make tea
Snack too much
Accumulate large library fines
Go on Daily Mail
Paint my nails
Spend money
Make Google translate say funny things
Daydream about all the greats things that
are going to happen to me in life
Freak out because daydreaming won’t
necessarily deliver
Make a list
Decide to start my work
Post a blog
