(Correct me if I’m wrong but…)
Is it ever actually okay to type noisily in
the library? I just think that people need to reassess things (such as life)
when they are so angry that they start attacking their keyboard in the silent
study section of the frickin’ library.
When you submit an ‘absence notification
form’ on the university portal, do they really expect you to know already when
your illness will end? I vote we introduce an ‘indefinitely’ button.
Does it really need to rain all the time?
Am I the only person who understands the
concept of a silent study area in a library, where you have to be silent and
not talk and not eat doritos and not use your phone and not listen to music so
loudly that we can all hear Rihanna screaming “giddy up, giddy up, giddy up
babe”? Not today thank you, and certainly not here in the silent study section
of the library ever.
Will I ever know how much rice is the right
amount for one person?
Why is a 30mph speed limit never adhered to?
#hydepark #chilloutwithyourshittycarsandblaringmusicandstoprunningchildrenover
And also, why do cyclists think it’s okay
to terrorize both the roads AND the pavements? If you’re so keen to be
eco-friendly, can you at least do it slowly and safely, and respect those of us
who wish to walk?
Whilst we’re on the subject of trafficking
problems, I do believe it might become necessary to introduce a “pavement
etiquette” class at school, owing the ridiculous inabilities of so many of the
British public to be polite on the streets. Rules ought to include:
moving out of
the way for mums+children+shopping+pushchairs
no spitting
(this seems to be a northern thing – sorry but it’s true)
no dominating
(don’t walk four in a row holding hands, it’s just not fair)
if it’s raining,
you should let people into shops first, not make them wait outside whilst you
assemble your hood/umbrella/life in the doorway
Should library fines really exist? (I
actually vote yes for this, but it’s still rather annoying when you have to pay
them off)
Why are the chocolate brownies in the
Parkinson café so absolutely mind-blowingly delicious?
Why do pigeons actually exist?
Will I ever learn that leaving my essays
until the last minute and then blogging to further my procrastination is not a
good idea?
