Things that I really don't like

• Opening milk bottles
• Busy supermarkets
• Being bored
• Being told that only boring people get bored
• Forgetting to take my washing out of the washing machine so it smells like wet dog and I have to wash it again
• Not having any money
• Needy people
• When you don’t wash up your cereal bowl straight away and then when it comes to washing it a day later, the cereal is caked on like limpets in a rock pool
• BBM – a never ending challenge to pretend to care about someone other than yourself
• When I run out of clean mugs
• When my boiled egg pops and it sprouts a lock of white eggy hair (see recent twitter post)
• Twitter?
• When the wind blows my hair into my eyes/mouth/face/other people’s faces
• Train journeys
• When we ceremoniously sit down to watch a television programme and then talk through 82% of it
• Eating spaghetti or beans
• Damp hands
• Clammy hands
• Saving the best bit of a meal until the end and then being too full to eat it
• The fact that I thought this would be quite a succinct list but that actually I feel I could go on for a while yet…