Walk to uni slowly.
Go the
union shop first to stock up on library food supplies (don’t underestimate this
step, I would recommend it even if you don’t want to waste time).
Press every
button in the lift to prolong the journey to silent study level 13.
Go to the
toilet.
Take your
time to choose a seat – do a couple of laps to assess if necessary.
Just trying
to be quiet slows you down. Taking books and pens out of your bag silently
should waste a few minutes.
OCD is
important. Order your files and books in size order and line up any other
stationary accordingly.
Go to the
toilet.
Check your
phone and reply to any texts/emails that you haven’t responded to yet.
Stare into
space.
If you have
twitter, check twitter and tweet something.
If you
don’t have twitter, make a twitter account.
Reply to
any texts you may have received.
Go to the
toilet.
Update
facebook status.
Congratulations!
It’s break time. Go and get a cup of tea/coffee.
When you
return, shuffle up books and pens. Then re-organise.
Organize your
diary/phone calendar.
Play with
some flash cards – make some origami/just pass notes.
Hurrah it’s
lunch time!
Listen to music
and pretend you’re starring in the music video.
Tweet
something. Update facebook status. Send texts.
Write a
blog.
Go to the
toilet.
Walk round
the library pretending to look for a book. Pick up a few and place on your
table triumphantly.
Stare into
space.
Go to the
toilet.
Look through
every single photo on your phone and reminisce about the good old days.
Peruse the
books you picked up.
Take them
back.
Stare into space.
Tweet
something. Text someone asking them to ring you.
Pack up
your things.
When your
phone rings, it looks like you are being forced to leave, preserving your
credibility as an student.
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